Tag Archives: Game Boy

How Its Done: Noct is nothing but scares

Noct shouldn’t be scary. Top down shooters wrought in super minimalist black and white should be about as scary as a casual game of Pong. Yet Chris Eskins’ survival shooter is absolutely terrifying. The first time you walk into a little shack hunting for ammunition and the pulsing outline of …

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I Got Next: How to build a haunted house

Haunted houses are inherently ridiculous. Walking inside comes with an inherent acknowledgement of the house’s artifice: you know it’s all fake. People made it, not spirits. Surrender is also an inherent aspect of the experience, though. Giving yourself over to the house means you’re willing to be scared. You want …

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The best platform games ever (that arent Mario)

Pay no attention to the man behind the moustache Platform games are one of gaming’s most enduring staples, and you can’t really mention them without talking about Mario. Except I am. Put simply, there’s no point in me trying to list the best platform games of all time because, like …

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The most useless Pokemon hides an awesome secret

Games often contain jokes, but it’s rare for them to play one on their own audience. Pokémon’s Magikarp, however, is a practical joke, a raspberry blown in the direction of the player. It’s useless, stupid-looking and ubiquitous. Even more damning, it’s boring. And worst of all, Magikarp is just a …

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A farewell message from Henry Gilbert

February 2008 simultaneously feels like a long time ago and all too recent. That’s when I began my internship at GamesRadar, and the seven years since have been the most important in my life. I’ve collected a lot of memories here, and those are all running through my head as …

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Booze, Burgers, and Bubble Bobble!

Ever wish there was a local watering hole near you that has good food, stiff drinks, and over 90 retro arcade and pinball games? Yeah, me too. Luckily for the fine folks of Portland, OR, Ground Kontrol has been providing these important life necessities since 1999. There is something for …

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