3 Robert De Niro Stardust
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This is the same guy who starred in Taxi Driver . Just thought we’d mention that.
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4 Arnold Schwarzenegger Total Recall
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Need to sneak through immigration without anybody realising you’re an on-the-run secret agent who’s just recovered his memory after a spell as a mild-mannered construction worker named Douglas Quaid? Try this handy “large lady” disguise… complete with still-impressive-today early CGI effects and exploding head. Surprise! (We still wish Colin Farrell had re-done this scene in the remake.)
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5 Jon Pertwee Doctor Who: “The Green Death”
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Oh, the indignity. Jon Pertwee’s Doctor does an impression of one of those dragged-up women Terry Jones and company were so fond of portraying on Monty Python – or is he practising for Worzel Gummidge? Either way, can you imagine Christopher Eccleston’s Doctor doing this? Nah, us neither. (Though we’re shocked Matt Smith’s Doctor hasn’t done a bit of cross-dressing, frankly, and Tennant in a tutu has to be somebody’s fantasy.)